Something Fishy

“David dropped Cookie off at their new home, got her settled in, and walked back out the door. They never lived together.”

— Uncle Roger —

“Shiiiit, I visited. Their bedroom smelled like sex. He gave it the ‘ole college try.”

— Uncle Doug —

“David said he just couldn’t get into fish.”

— Aunt Denise —

“They stayed married for maybe two weeks.”

— Uncle Doug —

“I asked David, ‘Why did you marry her…knowing you don’t like girls?” He said, ‘Cause ya’ll needed a mommy!’

— My Mom —